Are you tired of your bland, cookie-cutter apartment? Do you want to live like a true Neo-Brutalist, surrounded by the raw, unbridled power of the universe? Look no further! Our bunker life guide will walk you through the essentials of living in a subterranean paradise.
First things first: Understand the basics of bunker architecture. What is a "Neo-Brutalist" bunker, anyway?
Then, stock up on supplies. Don't just think about the usual canned goods and toilet paper – we're talking about the really important things: lava lamps, vintage video games, and enough ramen noodles to last you a lifetime.
And finally, prepare for the inevitable apocalypse. Because, let's be real, the world as we know it is probably coming to an end.
Stay safe, friends!