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"The art of cooking with anything that's been left to rot is not just a skill, it's a way of life." - Chef Balthazar
We're thrilled to announce that our very own Chef Wannabe has been selected as the official chef for the upcoming Mad Cow Pizza Festival! The festival will feature a menu of the finest, most questionable ingredients sourced from the city's most...adventurous suppliers.