Where the air is thick with the stink of last night's nachos.
Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, style, and questionable life choices in the galaxy.
Join us and learn to dance like nobody's watching. Or like nobody's watching, but with a bunch of people still watching.
Because, let's be real, nobody's watching. Except for maybe the 3 guys in the back who are still there from last week's battle.
There are no rules. Except for the one where you don't touch the judges' hair.
We're not really sure what that rule means, but it sounds good, so let's just stick with it.
Meet the ones who will decide your fate. Or not.
They're like the Supreme Court, but with better hair and worse attitudes.
They're the ones who are probably paying us off. But we're not sure. Maybe.
Anyway, they gave us some free nachos, so that's a good start.