Rule 3: No Sandbag Surfing
Section 1: What is Sandbag Surfing?
Sandbag surfing is a real thing, folks. It's when someone rides on top of a sandbag while it's being dragged across the ground by another person or machine. It's like surfing, but with a bag of dirt.
We take this kind of thing very seriously here in the bunker.
Section 2: Why is No Sandbag Surfing a Rule?
We're not just talking about safety here, folks. We're talking about dignity. You see, when you sandbag surf, you're basically saying, "I'm a grown adult who needs to ride a bag of dirt like it's a unicorn."
That's not what we're about. We're about being strong, not sandbag-strong. We're about being brave, not sandbag-brave.
So, no sandbag surfing. Got it?