You've made it to the bunker, but now you're wondering: what happens if I quit?
As a valued member of the Neo-Brutalist community, we're sure you'll find your departure to be a most... enlightening experience.
Here's a brief rundown of the consequences of your decision:
No more will you be able to partake in the bunker's legendary ping-pong tournaments or savor the sweet taste of our infamous "surplus" canned beans.
No longer will you be privy to the bunker's innermost secrets, such as the optimal way to tune the ventilation system for maximum efficiency.
You'll have to leave your fellow bunkerges behind, and risk being consumed by the hordes of outsiders who'll surely descend upon your abandoned bunker.
You'll have to face the trauma of leaving behind your bunker-issued, state-of-the-art, neon-green jumpsuit. The emotional toll will be substantial, we're sure.
You may experience withdrawal symptoms, such as:
Don't worry, we won't leave you high and dry! As a token of our appreciation, we'll throw in a complimentary can of that aforementioned surplus canned beans.
Enjoy it while it lasts, because, let's be real, it'll probably expire in a week.
Happy trails, ex-bunkerges!
Join the ex-bunkerges support group and commiserate with others who've gone through the same ordeal.
For the next installment of the "Abandoning the Bunker" series, click here for more.