Bunker Security Protocols

Warning: Trespassers will be dealt with swiftly and severely.

1. Code Red: All new arrivals will be thoroughly inspected for contraband, subversive literature, and any other items that might compromise the Bunker's integrity.

Learn more about Code Red Inspections

2. Stealth Mode: All residents must maintain a minimum of 3 hours of uninterrupted, unrecorded, and unmonitored activity at all times. This includes, but is not limited to: reading, writing, and daydreaming.

Discover the art of Stealth Mode

3. Confiscation of Assets: All non-essential items will be confiscated upon arrival. This includes, but is not limited to: laptops, smartphones, and spare change.

Learn about the Bunker's asset management policies

4. Reeducation and Reorientation: All residents are subject to mandatory Reeducation and Reorientation sessions. These will be conducted by certified, highly trained professionals.

Find out more about our Reeducation and Reorientation program