As a seasoned bunker dweller, you know that the outdoors is a harsh, unforgiving environment.
Why bother with sunshine and fresh air when you have:
- Free electricity (generated by our state-of-the-art generator)
- Free Wi-Fi (no signal strength guaranteed)
- Free cable TV (reruns of 80s sitcoms)
Don't get caught outside without your trusty:
Portable air supply system Emergency flares