Rule 1: Don't be a blerp. Blerps are the bane of our existence. They're like the cockroaches of the bunker.
Rule 2: Designate Blerp-Free zones throughout the bunker. These include but are not limited to: the kitchen, the bathrooms, and any area with a supply of free snacks.
Rule 3: In the event of a Blerp sighting, follow these steps: 1. Stay calm. 2. Call for backup. 3. Evacuate the area. 4. Call a Blerp-Handler.
Blerp-Handling Procedures: A Step-by-Step Guide
That's all for today, folks! Remember, a bunker is only as strong as its weakest link, and that link is probably a Blerp.