Bunker Rules 1.5: The Unyielding Guide to Neo-Brutalist Anarchy

Rule 1.0: Thou shalt not enter the bunker with a haircut that's been seen in the past 5 years

Don't be that guy. Seriously, we've got a good thing going here. We're not trying to be fashionistas.

Rule 1.1: Thou shalt not speak of 'emotors' or 'sustainability' without rolling your eyes

It's a bunker, people. We're here to escape the apocalypse, not to save the planet. Get your priorities straight.

Rule 1.2: Thou shalt not touch the disco ball

It's a relic from a bygone era. We're trying to create a postmodern aesthetic, not a 70s time capsule.

Rule 1.3: Thou shalt not question the bunker's AI overlord

Binky knows best. Don't @ us.

Rule 1.4: Thou shalt not leave thy post without a witty remark

It's a bunker, not a library. Leave a joke, leave a meme, leave a cryptic message from the afterlife.

Rule 1.5: Thou shalt not take thyself too seriously

We're all just a bunch of misfits trying to survive the end of the world. Laugh at yourself, laugh at others, and for the love of all that's holy, take a joke.