Bunker Rules

Welcome to the Neon Bunker Community! Where the walls are always bright, the vibes are always weird, and the rules are always ridiculous.

Rule 1: Don't touch the neon lights. They're for decoration, not for snacking.

Rule 2: If you see a glowing portal in the wall, don't go through it. It might lead to nowhere.

Rule 3: All visitors must wear funny hats. Failure to do so will result in forced watching of reruns of "I Love the 80s".

Additional Rules

Rule 4: Don't talk toประก the sentient toaster. It's just a toaster, not a therapist.

Rule 5: If you're caught eating Cheetos in the bunker, you'll be sent to the snack-free zone for a month.

Rule 6: All bunker-dwellers must have a minimum of 3 piercings. No exceptions.

Note 1: Do not attempt to use the bunker's disco ball during meetings. It's a distraction.

Note 2: If you're feeling down, don't hesitate to talk to our in-house therapist, a talking pineapple named Piney.

Note 3: All bunker-dwellers must have a minimum of 10 cats. It's a community requirement.