VENT DUNGEON RULES

Rule 1: You must wear a minimum of 3 layers of clothing at all times.

Rule 2: You must consume at least 3 energy bars per day to maintain a healthy glow.

Rule 3: You must participate in at least one hour of intense staring at the wall per day.

Rule 4: You must use the toilet in the east wing, not the west. That one's broken.

VENT DUNGEON ACCESS

Get access to the vent dungeon by solving the puzzle on the east wall. Hint: it's not a real puzzle.

Note: Vent dungeon hours are from 3am-7am. Any attempts to enter after 7am will result in certain... consequences.

Also, do not try to use the elevator. It's not a good idea.

Finally, do not attempt to escape through the air vents. You'll just get lost.

Just... don't.