Welcome to the Neon Bunker Community's most secure, yet utterly impractical, security system! Our AI-powered security grid will scan your DNA, retina, and credit card info to ensure you're not a spy or an agent of the opposing force.
Please insert your DNA, eye scan, and credit card number to access your bunker privileges:
Remember, our bunker's security system is so secure that even the government can't get in. (Just kidding, we're just a bunch of hackers)
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