Alarm System Status:
System online. No threats detected. All clear.
But wait, there's more!
Our AI-powered alarm system is now online and ready to save us all from certain doom! It's got more sensors than a Swiss watch factory and can detect the presence of any nefarious individuals within a 50-foot radius. Or, you know, just a really strong windstorm.
Battery life: 99% (we're working on it)
Security rating: EXTREME
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