The Overlord's Towel

Exclusive, Supreme, and Possibly Haute Couture

Get your hands on the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly useless towel in all the land. Made from the finest imported Egyptian cotton, this towel is a must-have for any self-respecting Overlord.

Why settle for just any ordinary towel when you can have the Overlord's Towel?

Because, let's be real, you're an Overlord. You deserve only the best. And what's best? This towel, naturally.