Elite Subscription: FAQ
Q: What is Elite Subscription?
A: It's the only subscription service that's actually worth your time and money. We're talking exclusive access to our underground bunker, personalized concierge service, and a complimentary side of existential dread.
Q: How do I sign up for Elite Subscription?
A: Just click here and fill out the form. Don't bother trying to escape, we've already got your info.
Q: Can I cancel my subscription at any time?
A: Ha! You think you can just waltz in here and waltz out? Our contracts are as ironclad as the bunker's blast doors. You're committed, friend.
Q: What's the point of the bunker's neon aesthetic?
A: It's a mood enhancer, duh. Also, it's a great way to blind your neighbors and neighbors' neighbors with our bright, pulsing lights.