The Diamond Tier: Because You're Not Paying Attention to Taxes

Welcome to the Diamond Tier of the Neon Bunker Community! This is the highest level of exclusivity we can offer. You're basically just here for the fancy title and the slightly-less-fancy perks.

Downgrade to Emerald Tier for Less Stress
You'll probably want to downshift to Bronze Tier after a few weeks, don't @ me
See all our tiers in one page, for the masochists

We're watching, Diamond Tier. Don't @ us.

Benefits:

A slightly-less-awful logo on your profile page
Early access to the monthly bunker-wide sale on overpriced merchandise
A 10% discount on all non-existent bunker merchandise, including the one thing we still haven't made

Subscription is $100/month. Or, you know, just buy us a sandwich.

See more benefits, if you must.