Chapter 1: Building Your Own Neon Bunker
Step 1: Gather materials. You'll need a bunch of neon lights, some steel, and a few spare parts from the 80s.
Step 2: Dig a hole in the ground. Make sure it's deep enough to withstand the coming apocalypse.
Step 3: Build your bunker. Use the steel and neon lights to create a cozy little home for yourself.
Step 4: Stock up on supplies. Canned goods, a first aid kit, and a few spare batteries will do the trick.