Are you tired of the soul-sucking drudgery of modern life? Do you yearn for freedom from the crushing weight of paperwork and meetings? Look no further than the Escape Plan Bureaucratic!
Download and print the official Form 27-B from the Ministry of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Excess. This behemoth of a form will guide you through the necessary steps to escape the system.
Use the power of redaction to erase your identity, your history, and your very existence from the system. Don't worry, it's all in a day's work for the Redactor General!
Disavow all claims, all ties, and all responsibilities to the system. Leave nothing but a trail of cryptic, meaningless buzzwords in your wake.
Make your escape, and don't look back! Leave the system in the dust, and start anew in the safety of our underground bunker.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!