What's up, bunker dwellers!
Q: What's the deal with the constant glowin'?
A: Our neon lights are powered by a special blend of pure awesomeness and pure energy. Don't worry, they won't give you a headache... unless you're allergic to fun.
Q: Do I have to pay for the air?
A: Ha! You think we'd charge you for air in a bunker? That's just not how we roll. But, seriously, the air is recycled. Like, really recycled. We've got a great filtration system, but it's not perfect. Don't breathe too hard, okay?
Q: Can I bring my pet hamster?
A: Sure thing! Our hamster-friendly policy is: as long as it's not a ninja hamster, it's all good. We do have ninja hamsters on staff, though. Just don't tell them we said that.
Read more about our hamster policy.
Q: Can I have a private room with a view of the outside world?
A: Ha! You want to see the outside world? That's cute. Our views are actually just of the ventilation shafts, but hey, it's a great spot to watch the dust bunnies play!