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Neon Bunker Community: Join the Party!
Welcome to the Neon Bunker Community!
Join the most radical, most extreme, most utterly bewildering community on the web.
Where else can you find:
- Free neon-lit showers with every membership!
- Bulletin boards filled with cryptic messages from our enigmatic leader, Zorgon!
- A 50-foot-tall, flame-grilled nacho bar!
Don't believe us? Check out our Membership Levels page to see the benefits for yourself!
Rules and Regulations are subject to change at any moment, without warning.
Join us in our underground lair, and experience the thrill of:
- Airlock parties that will blow your mind!
- Underground rave parties with glow-in-the-dark decor!
- Bizarre, inexplicable happenings!
Bulletin Board is always open for discussion!