The Rules of the Bunker

Rule 1: No Whining in the Foyer

If you're going to be grumpy, do it in your room. We have feelings, not a feelings-meter to measure your complaints.

See Rule 2: Neon Sign Etiquette

Rule 2: Neon Sign Etiquette

Don't touch the neon signs. We have feelings, too. They're not just decorations, they're our mood stabilizers.

See Rule 3: Bunker Snack Policy

Rule 3: Bunker Snack Policy

Snacks are for sharing, not hoarding. Unless you've been assigned a snack quota. Then hoard away, friend.

Rule 4: Personal Space Invasions

Respect each other's bubble. If you're not invited into a room, assume it's a quarantine zone. Stay out.