Welcome, fellow rebels, to the most exclusive club in the galaxy! We're the Neo-Brutalist Bunker, where the weird and wonderful come to plot their next move.
Today's agenda:
Remember, this is a secret meeting, so keep your eyes and ears closed while we discuss our plans for world domination.
Don't forget to bring a snack! We have a strict policy of "one snack per rebel."
See you all on the dark side of the moon!