**ATTENTION BUNKER DWELLERS**
Our leader has been sighted wearing a pair of plaid pants, so be sure to report any sightings to Our Secret Squirrel Squad
**NEON BUNKER SECURITY ALERT**
We have received reports of a suspiciously bright pink sock in the east wing. Do not approach, do not touch, do not eat. Contact Bunker Security Hotline for assistance
**IMPORTANT: BUNKER COFFEE SUPPLY**
Due to an unexpected shortage of creamer packets, the Bunker Coffee Committee has been forced to declare a state of emergency. Please ration your coffee consumption and report any sightings of black market creamer to Cream Prophets Society