NEO-BUNKER MEETING MINUTES - 2024

Present: Bunker Leader, Security Chief, Quartermaster, and 3 other members of the bunker community.

Topic: The Great Toilet Paper Hoard of 2024.

Summary:

• Security Chief: "I'm telling you, we have enough toilet paper for 5 years."
• Quartermaster: "Actually, we only have enough for 3 months."
• Bunker Leader: "I didn't realize we were running so low."
• Member 1: "I'm telling you, I had 17 rolls stashed away."
• Member 2: "That's nothing, I had 27."

Next Meeting:

When: March 15th, 2024

Where: The Bunker Briefings Room

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