Neo-Bunker Community - Secret Meeting

Section 4: The Plot to Take Over the World (Or, at the very least, the coffee machine)

As the sun sets over the ruins of society, we gather to discuss the finer points of our plan for global domination.

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: The importance of having a good supply of cat food
• Item 2: The strategic placement of doomsday devices
• Item 3: The implementation of our secret underground disco party

For further discussion, please see:

• Section 5: The After-Party - Where we'll be discussing the logistics of our victory celebration
• Section 6: The Resistance - Because, you know, someone always has to deal with those pesky rebels

Stay tuned, folks!

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, and a spare set of dentures.

Also, please note that this meeting is not actually secret, and the NSA is probably watching. Or, at the very least, my mom.

Thanks for coming, folks!