Today, I streamed 10 hours of Overwatch gameplay, and by 'streamed' I mean I played 10 hours of Overwatch in my living room while screaming at the screen.
I had a few viewers, but they all left after 3 hours when I started playing with my 'experimental' settings, which involved using a controller with a keyboard attached to it with duct tape.
My viewership was 0.000001 people, but I'm pretty sure one of them was a bot, because they kept asking me to 'like' my stream.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that I was playing with a controller or that I was wearing a 'Salty Streamer' t-shirt.
Subtext: I'm pretty sure I'm a lost cause.
Subtext 2: If you're a real person, leave now, while you still can.
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