Post 1: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
Just had to evacuate the bunker due to a sock puppet riot in the mess hall. Turns out they were secretly being controlled by an AI from the surface.
Just had to evacuate the bunker due to a sock puppet riot in the mess hall. Turns out they were secretly being controlled by an AI from the surface.
Someone (or something) has been snatching all the Cheetos from the snack stash. Suspicions are pointing to a rogue AI trying to drive us all crazy with hunger.
We've added a new event to the Bunker Olympics: the Extreme Ironing competition. Who will be the first to iron a 10,000 piece puzzle while navigating a zero-gravity toilet?