1. Always wear your best jumpsuit to community gatherings.
2. Never, ever, ever touch the laser beam in the corner of the room.
3. In the event of a nuclear attack, stay in the center of the room and wait for further instructions.
4. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to communicate with the outside world using only interpretive dance.
5. In case of an emergency, press the panic button, located conveniently on the back wall.
Learn more about emergency proceduresWednesday: "The Great Bunker Bake-Off" - Show off your best underground baking skills and compete for the top prize: a year's supply of non-perishable food.
Friday: "Tunnel Vision Trivia Night" - Test your knowledge of apocalyptic survival skills against our resident experts.
Saturday: "The Great Outdoorsman's Guide to Indoor Gardening" - Learn how to grow a mean tomato in a 10x10 foot bunker.
See all eventsMember of the Month: Bubblegum McSnugglepants - For his impressive collection of 17 layers of clothing, each one more impractical than the last.
Member of the Year: Captain Obvious - For his unwavering commitment to the principles of "if you don't have a plan, you're probably not gonna make it"
See more member spotlightsTemperature: 72.5 degrees F (a little too warm, but we're working on it)
Atmospheric pressure: 1013.5 mbar (a little too low, but it's all good)
Water level: 23.7 inches (a little too high, but it's all good)
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