Step 3: Secure Your Social Media

Now that you're holed up in your bunker, it's time to secure your online presence.

Step 4: Delete All Your Online Identities
Step 5: Build a Firewall (Literally and Figuratively)
Step 6: Learn to Use Your New Handle

Secure Your Social Media Accounts

Change your passwords to something more secure than 'iloveyou123'. Use a password manager, like 'BunkerMaster'. Disable any login notifications, because who needs to know when someone's trying to hack into your account?

Two-Factor Authentication, Oh My!

Enable 2FA on all your accounts. Use a hardware key or a fancy app like 'BunkerAuthenticator'. It's like having an extra layer of protection against those pesky doomsday drones.

Monitor Your Online Activity

Use a tool like 'BunkerMonitor' to keep an eye on your online activity. It's like having a personal assistant, but with more neon lights and fewer feelings.