NEON BUNKER FAQ

Q: What is this obnoxious color scheme?

A: It's a bold statement. A declaration of individuality in a world that's too boring.

Q: Why is it so LOUD in here?

A: Because the end of the world is coming and we're not going to go quietly into that good night.

Q: What is the point of this bunker?

A: To save humanity, of course prophets. We're not just a glorified panic room, we're a full-on ark for the end times.