Welcome to NEON Bunker Light Therapy

Here, you may indulge in excessive, unfounded worrying about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

• Visit Paranoia's Palace, where every creaking tree is a potential assassin
• Ponder the infinite possibilities of What If in the Dark Abyss of Existential Dread
• Explore the Uncertainty Principle in the Refrigerator of Life

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, try our special feature: Quantum Fluctuation Meditation, where you can focus on the infinite possibilities of your dirty dishes

Worry some more!