Zero-Gravity Chicken Frying in Progress

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Replicate

In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, we've managed to create the most unlikely of culinary marvels: zero-gravity chicken frying. It's a delicate art, requiring a deep understanding of quantum mechanics and a healthy disregard for the rules.

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Don't try this at home, kids. We've got a team of highly trained, highly paid professionals for a reason.