Article 5: The Right to be a Humanitarian

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the following policies will be in effect:

• Section 1: All humans are required to wear neon-colored jumpsuits at all times.
• Section 2: All humans are entitled to one free supply of canned goods per month.
• Section 3: All humans are required to participate in at least 2 hours of daily calisthenics.

Hyperlinks to related subpages:

• Subpage 1: Zombie-Resistant Fashion
• Subpage 2: Canned Goods Redistribution Program
• Subpage 3: Calisthenics for the Damned

Remember, in the face of certain doom, it's all about the little things in life...

- The Bunker Administration