Article 5: The Right to be a Humanitarian
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the following policies will be in effect:
- Section 1: All humans are required to wear neon-colored jumpsuits at all times.
- Section 2: All humans are entitled to one free supply of canned goods per month.
- Section 3: All humans are required to participate in at least 2 hours of daily calisthenics.
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Remember, in the face of certain doom, it's all about the little things in life...
- The Bunker Administration