Welcome, fellow Neo-Bunker dwellers! As we navigate the dangers of the outside world, it's essential to stay safe within our underground haven. Here are some guidelines to keep you protected:
When venturing outside, wear your trusty Radiation Shielding Gear at all times. This includes our signature neon-yellow hazmat suit, which not only protects you from radiation but also makes you look like a giant daisy in a nuclear wasteland.
In the event of an emergency, follow the Bunker Protocol. This includes knowing the location of all exit points, the proper use of our state-of-the-art panic button, and the ancient art of "Bunker Sprints" (a patented, patented, patent-pending technique).
As we're a community of brilliant, yet eccentric individuals, we must respect each other's personal space. Remember, the Bunker Code of Conduct states: "No poking, no prodding, no poking-prodding. Repeat: No Poking, No Prodding, NO POKING-PRODDING!"
Stay safe, and happy bunker-ing!