Welcome, citizen, to Section 3: The Great Outdoors (Or Not). This is where we store all the things we've deemed too boring to be inside. You know, like sunshine, fresh air, and actual plants. Yeah, those are all here, but only if you like that sort of thing.
We've got all sorts of thrilling activities for you to do outside, like taking a 10-minute walk around the perimeter wall or gazing out at the nearby dumpster fire.
Where the views are simply breathtaking! You get to look out at the world through a series of scratched and faded windows. It's like being trapped in a 90s time capsule, but without the charm or nostalgia.
Want to see more of the outdoors? Click here for the "Obscured View"!
Where the "plants" are just as wilted as your spirits. Come for the fake foliage, stay for the existential dread.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to experience the thrill of possibly getting a lungful of stale air!
Or, if you're really feeling brave, click here to see our "expert" botanists at work!
Where the "gardener" is on a never-ending quest to grow exactly 4 tomatoes in a row. Come for the despair, stay for the faint scent of desperation!
Want to see the "gardener" at work? Click here for the "thrilling" experience!