Subterranean dwellers, beware: Section 4 of the Neo-Bunker Code governs the intricacies of sub-basement living. Below, you'll find the rules and regulations for those who've chosen to abandon the mundane and take up residence in our beloved underground cities.
Remember, citizens, that these regulations are in place for your own safety and sanity. Failure to comply may result in penalties, including but not limited to: loss of bunker privileges, mandatory attendance at Bunker-Wide Sensitivity and Tolerance seminars, and/or forced relocation to Section 3, where the Wi-Fi is spotty at best.
Stay vigilant, stay safe, and stay underground!
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