Every Friday night at 8:01 PM sharp, the bunker will transform into a dazzling disco inferno. All personnel are expected to participate, including the cat in HR.
Failure to don a polyester suit and platform shoes will result in disciplinary action, up to and including reeducation through a rigorous series of disco dance lessons.
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All employees are required to interact with our feline overlords for at least 30 minutes per day. This includes, but is not limited to:
Failure to comply will result in the wrath of our feline overlords, up to and including scratching posts.
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