Pancakes, Because You'll Need Something to Eat When the World Burns

Our Automated Food Pumps are the perfect solution for when the robots come. They're made with the finest materials, including recycled doomsday shelter steel and a pinch of nuclear-grade salt.

Pancakes of the Damned

A stack of 10 fluffy, radiation-proof pancakes, each one infused with a hint of desperation and a dash of despair.

$999.99

Add Egg-cellent Value to Your Doomsday Preps

Pancakes of the Doomed

A stack of 20 rock-solid pancakes, each one fortified with a hint of desperation and a dash of existential dread.

$2,499.99

Don't Forget the Omelette of Despair!