Quantum Mystery Products
Reality Distortion Disks
These enchanted disks can bend the fabric of space-time to create localized distortions in the fabric of reality. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, unexplained phenomena, and existential dread.
Probability Pouches
These mystical pouches contain an infinite number of possible outcomes. May cause random and unpredictable results, including but not limited to: wealth, poverty, fame, or obscurity.
Time Loops
Experience the infinite iterations of the same 30 seconds. Warning: may cause temporal disorientation, nostalgia, and/or crippling ennui.