Consultant Tips

Warning: Do not attempt to use these tips without proper training and a strong stomach.

Tip 1: Always bring a spare set of socks to meetings. You never know when you'll need to make a break for it.

Tip 2: Never trust a consultant who doesn't own a collection of novelty mugs.

For more tips, visit our sister site:

Consultant Jokes

Or, for a deeper dive into the world of consulting:

Consultant Theory