EMERGENCY EXIT TIPS

When the world outside is about to end, you need to get inside.

Here are some tips to help you survive the impending doom:

• 1. SURVIVAL MODE: Turn off all non-essential systems, including your feelings.
• 2. EMERGENCY SNACKS: Stock up on energy bars, they're the only thing that'll keep you going when the going gets tough.
• 3. COMMUNICATION PANIC: Don't bother calling your loved ones, they're probably already gone.
• 4. MENTAL PREPAREDNESS: Practice your "I told you so" face in the mirror.
• 5. EXIT STRATEGY: Have a plan, but don't expect it to work.