Job Title: Janitor
Years of Service: 10
Special Skills: Cleaning up after the boss, making sure the fluorescent lights don't get too dim
Job Title: Security Chief
Years of Service: 20
Special Skills: Not getting too close to the laser beams, knowing where all the secret passages are
Job Title: Head of HR
Years of Service: 2.5 (but she's still here)
Special Skills: Telling everyone what to do, when to do it, and how to do it, but mostly just yelling
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