We've got the best collection of neon signs, glow sticks, and lava lamps that will make you wonder why you're still awake in the middle of the night, staring at the ceiling, questioning life choices.
Our fearless leader, Bucky "The Glow" McSparks, has been leading the shop since 1999. He's still got a handle on what's hot and not hot in the world of neon.
Our resident expert on all things glow, Lily "The Sparkle Queen" Sparkles, has a PhD in Sparkle Dynamics and can tell you the exact frequency of every glow stick in our inventory.
Our IT guy, Blinky "The Blinky" Blingington, can fix anything with duct tape, twine, or a roll of electrical tape.
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