MERCURY MOCHA RECIPE

For the most discerning intergalactic traveler, we present to you the rarest of ingredients: Mooncheese, harvested from the craters of the moon itself. A pinch of this, a dash of that, and a splash of pure, unadulterated chaos.

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup Mooncheese (shipped from Lunar Quarantine Labs)
• 2 cups of Rocket Fuel Coffee Syrup (made from the finest asteroid-grown coffee beans)
• 3 pinches of Starlight Salt (harvested from the surface of a black hole)
• 1 dash of Quantum Foam Whip (guaranteed to make you question the nature of reality)

Instructions:

1. Brew the Rocket Fuel Coffee Syrup in a pan over medium heat, stirring occasionally.
2. Add Mooncheese, stirring until fully incorporated.
3. Sprinkle Starlight Salt, observing the cosmos as it alters the flavor profile.
4. Top with Quantum Foam Whip, watching as the very fabric of reality falters.

Enjoy your Moonlight Mocha, but be warned: it may alter your perception of time and space.