Laundry Tractor: Where Function Meets Frivolity

Welcome, valued customers, to the world's most unlikely laundry solution! Our team of experts has crafted the Laundry Tractor, a behemoth of a machine that will wash, dry, and fold your clothes with an efficiency that defies human comprehension.

Product Details

Capacity: 1000 pounds of soiled garments
Energy Consumption: 5000 watts (don't ask about carbon footprint)
Maintenance Schedule: Daily oil changes, bi-weekly software updates

Key Features

Self-correcting lint rollers
Semi-autonomous detergent dispensing system
Optional: Install our patented, patented, PATENTED! fabric softener

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