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Place Order Cancel Order (Don't do this, you'll regret it) Track Your Order (Maybe it's here, maybe it's not)Order #1: The "I'm a Time Lord" Package ($500)
Includes a neon sign, a time-traveling toaster, and a complimentary "I'm late, sorry" card
Order #2: The "Bunker Bash" Package ($1000)
Features a 20-foot-deep bunker, a fully-stocked fridge, and a complimentary supply of canned goods