Dear valued customer, we regret to inform you that your order for the highly sought-after "Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats" has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances involving a squirrel.
It seems that a rogue squirrel has taken up residence in our warehouse and has been causing quite the ruckus. We apologize for the inconvenience and assure you that we're working on relocating the furry menace.
As a token of our appreciation for your understanding, we'd like to offer you a 10% discount on your next order. Just use the code "SQUIRREL10" at checkout.
Check on the status of the squirrel relocation efforts or reorder your Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats