Overpriced Socks: The Bunker

We've got the most expensive socks in the world! (Said no one ever.)

Located deep in the heart of the bunker, our socks are so overpriced, you'll need to take a second mortgage just to afford one pair!

But hey, it's worth it! Our socks are made from the finest imported Egyptian cotton, woven by the most skilled artisans in the world, and infused with the essence of rare, exotic spices.

Or so we claim.