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NEON BUNKER SHOP - POSTER #2

For sale: one gently used, slightly-smelly, moderately-abandoned neon bunker. Asking price: 5000 dollars, or best offer.

Features:

One door that opens, one door that doesn't
A 20% chance of finding a rat in the ceiling
Free, unsupervised tour of the nearby toxic waste dump

Buyer beware: this bunker has been known to cause existential dread, mild claustrophobia, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.

(Note: The bunker's previous owner, a reclusive millionaire, was last seen fleeing the area after a particularly vigorous bout of spontaneous combustion. The seller, a shady realtor named Bob, claims the issue was 'just a one-time thing'.)