Radioactive Canned Goods

Uranium Tuna (3.14% U-238)

Caught in the depths of Chernobyl, this tuna is guaranteed to give you a glowing complexion!

Caesium Tuna (4.2% Cs-137)

Our most potent catch! Packed with enough radiation to make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.

Cesium Tuna (3.8% Cs-135)

Perfect for that special occasion when you want to glow in the dark!

Strontium Beets (5.6% Sr-90)

Because who needs regular beets when you can have glowing beets?

Learn more about our radiation-filled products!